deirdreannb asked: Dear girl I hate, dear boy I like, dear future me.

Dear girl(s) that I strongly dislike (I don’t hate anyone),

In most social situations you blatantly belittle me in front of friends and strangers. I don’t know why you are so insecure that you find it necessary to take it out on me. It makes me dislike you, a LOT. You are a rude human being. I don’t like when you are around. You are INCREDIBLY desperate for attention and it is irritating. The amount of times you have demeaned me in public has reached such a shocking number that it flat out makes me not want to even know you as a human being anymore.

Secondly hanging out with you is exhausting. You seem like a pretty cool person but I feel like I have to compete with you. I know there is a chill human being inside there but honestly she seems too hard to find. Sometimes I just give up because you constantly talking about yourself isn’t really a way to build a friendship. I tried.

Next up we have how you have the worst attitude I have ever encountered. You should NEVER feel entitled to act like a bitch because you are talented. And you do, a lot. Once again, I sense a cool person deep inside but if you keep acting like a cunt towards me and others for no apparent reason other than to be the top dog, then I pray to all karma gods that your future will suffer for it.

And lastily, I just don’t like you. I tried. I think your dumb. Your presence annoys me. You mooch. You invite yourself places. I just don’t trust you either. Your nice ways come off as fake and coniving. And I don’t understand it because you’ve done nothing wrong but annoy me OVER and OVER again. Maybe I’m the shitty person here but I am to the decision that I don’t want you as a friend. Sure we can work together but other than that I hope you will be okay that I just steer clear.

Dear boy I like,

I will refrain from saying anything in fear that I will make others vomit. That is the level of love like I have for you.

Dear future me,

I know you can’t answer any of my dying questions but I hope you remember to never give up on your art.